Butt messaging jeans
Texting your mates on their mobile phone is so last century. Much better to send them a text direct to their arse! French jeans company Uranium-Jeans have developed a new pair of jeans with embedded flexible micro screens, which let users text any messages they want from their mobile phone to the strategically placed screens embroidered on the butt.

Rumours that a confused George W. texted the word ‘elbow’ to his pair of butt-messaging jeans are entirely unfounded.
[Source: NewLaunches]